+final class CowsayReferenceController extends ReferenceController {
+ private $jokes = [
+ 'Why did the team leader cross the road? To get to the other side and avoid responsibility.',
+ "What do you call a mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? A coward.",
+ 'Why did the sales person cross the road? To sell the chicken a new coop.',
+ 'I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.',
+ "Why do managers always carry a briefcase? So they have something heavy to throw at their employees when they're not meeting their targets.",
+ 'What do you call a sales person with a conscience? Unemployed.',
+ 'Why did the biologist bring a microscope to the party? Because she wanted to see things up close and personal.',
+ "Why do IT guys like to work in the dark? Because it's easier to hide their mistakes",
+ 'How do you recognize a happy motorcyclist? By the bugs in his teeth.',
+ 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.',
+ 'Why did the engineer go to the beach? To build sand castles, of course.',
+ "Why don't sales reps use trampolines? They never bounce back from rejection.",
+ "Why don't sales people play hide and seek? Because nobody would look for them.",
+ "Why did the lumberjack break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his wood.",
+ 'I once went to a meeting that was so pointless, I started questioning the meaning of life...',
+ "How many sales people does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll convince you the old one is still working fine.",
+ "What do you call an AI that can't learn from its mistakes? A broken record.",
+ 'Why did the engineer bring a ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he could sleep.',
+ "What did the sales rep say to the customer who couldn't afford the product? Don't worry, it's a steal!",
+ "I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.",
+ 'Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.',
+ 'Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.',
+ 'Why did the plumber go to the opera? He wanted to see a show about pipe organs.',
+ "How many HR people does it take to change a light bulb? None, they're too busy writing a policy on it.",
+ "What did the coffee say to the tea? You're too weak for my taste.",
+ 'Programmers are a unique breed of individuals who have the power to turn coffee into code.',
+ 'What do you call an opera singer who can also fix a car? A mechanic.',
+ "Dog owners are really the only people who think it's normal to pick up another species' poop.",
+ "Why do some people bring a notebook to meetings? So they can write down all the reasons they're never going to do any of the things discussed in the meeting.",
+ 'Why did the project manager go to the beach? To check if the tide was on schedule.',
+ 'How many Nobel laureates does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to rotate the universe.',
+ 'Why did the chemist bring a calculator to the party? Because she wanted to find the solution to every problem.',
+ 'Why did the cyclist bring a ladder to the race? He wanted to get to the top of the podium.',
+ "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.",
+ 'Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.',
+ "Trust me, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It's like a unicorn, but with more broken promises.",
+ 'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.',
+ "How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch about how they can't see anything!",
+ "You won't find a better deal anywhere else, unless, of course, you look on the internet.",
+ 'How do you know if a programmer is extroverted? They stare at your shoes when they talk to you.',
+ "\"I'm sorry\" and \"I apologize\" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.",
+ 'A man walks into a bar...ouch',
+ "Why do managers always have their hands in their pockets? Because they're trying to find the key to their employees' motivation.",
+ "What do you call a brat who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.",
+ "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware issue.",
+ 'How does NASA organize a party? They planet.',
+ "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.",
+ "Why don't mathematicians get married? They'd always be looking for a better half.",
+ "What's an electrical engineer's favorite type of exercise? Circuit training.",
+ 'How does a CEO prepare for a presentation? By practicing his power-point-of-view.',
+ 'Why did the salesman bring a ladder to the sales meeting? To reach his quota.',
+ 'The special offer is like a regular offer, but with more glitter and less substance.',
+ 'How does a project manager propose to his partner? "Will you accept this project to marry me?"',
+ "Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays.",
+ 'Why did the chemist take a piece of chalk to bed? To draw a conclusion.',
+ "What's the difference between a sales person and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.",
+ "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.",
+ 'Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.',
+ "I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.",
+ "Why don't help desk technicians go on vacation? Because they're afraid the users will break something while they're gone.",
+ "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.",
+ "What's the difference between a motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner? The location of the dirtbag.",
+ 'Why did the two 4s skip lunch? They already 8.',
+ "What do you call a programmer who doesn't comment their code? A future team leader.",
+ 'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby.',
+ "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.",
+ 'Why did the statistician always carry a ruler to the party? He wanted to measure the standard deviation of the fun.',
+ 'Why did the math teacher go to the beach? He wanted to work on his tan-gent.',
+ 'What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.',
+ 'Why did the philosopher refuse to buy a new calendar? He wanted to wait until the end of time.',
+ 'Why do civil engineers refuse to play hide and seek? They always leave concrete evidence.',
+ "I told the help desk technician that my computer was running slow, and he said, \"That's because it's trying to keep up with your brain.\"",
+ "What's the difference between a sales person and a magician? A magician knows when to disappear.",
+ 'Why did the sales rep sit on the photocopier? He wanted to make a good impression.',
+ 'Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.',
+ "Why do some people love meetings? Because it's the only time they can catch up on their sleep without getting fired.",
+ 'What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.',
+ 'Why did the electrical engineer become a comedian? They wanted to make light of the situation.',
+ "Why do men like to play video games? Because it's the only way they can win.",
+ "Why did the graduate cross the road? To prove to their parents that they could make it on their own... even if it's just to the other side of the street.",
+ "Why did the manufacturing operator get fired? He couldn't even screw up the right way.",
+ "Why don't politicians campaign in cemeteries? Because they're afraid of waking the voters.",
+ 'What do you call a programmer who never makes mistakes? A liar.',
+ 'Why did the manager go to the psychologist? Because he wanted to learn how to delegate his problems to someone else.',
+ "I sent my wife to the kitchen to make me a sandwich, but she couldn't find it.",
+ "What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.",
+ 'Why did the motorcycle go to the doctor? It was two tired.',
+ "Why don't project managers make good cooks? They always follow the recipe too closely and never improvise.",
+ 'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.',
+ "If you think hunting is expensive, think of all the money you'll save when your friends stop inviting you out to dinner.",
+ "Why do meetings always start late? Because the boss is too busy practicing his \"I'm important\" face in the mirror.",
+ "I've heard that smoking is a dying habit, but I didn't realize it was so literal.",
+ "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.",
+ "What do you call a project manager who doesn't believe in deadlines? A myth.",
+ "Why do meetings feel like they last forever? Because time flies when you're having fun.",
+ 'Why did the HR person become a detective? They wanted to solve the mystery of the missing stapler.',
+ 'The IT guy at work seemingly vanished today. He ransomware.',
+ 'My imaginary friend thinks I have problems.',
+ "Why don't climate activists go on vacation? Because they're afraid the ice caps will melt while they're gone.",
+ "Why do sales people wear slip-on shoes? You don't need to tie something up if you're going to run away with it.",