diff --git a/src/applications/differential/event/DifferentialHovercardEventListener.php b/src/applications/differential/event/DifferentialHovercardEventListener.php
index 82ec5565c1..5c53a533b1 100644
--- a/src/applications/differential/event/DifferentialHovercardEventListener.php
+++ b/src/applications/differential/event/DifferentialHovercardEventListener.php
@@ -1,80 +1,71 @@
 <?php
 
 final class DifferentialHovercardEventListener
   extends PhabricatorEventListener {
 
   public function register() {
     $this->listen(PhabricatorEventType::TYPE_UI_DIDRENDERHOVERCARD);
   }
 
   public function handleEvent(PhutilEvent $event) {
     switch ($event->getType()) {
       case PhabricatorEventType::TYPE_UI_DIDRENDERHOVERCARD:
         $this->handleHovercardEvent($event);
       break;
     }
   }
 
   private function handleHovercardEvent($event) {
     $viewer = $event->getUser();
     $hovercard = $event->getValue('hovercard');
     $object_handle = $event->getValue('handle');
     $phid = $object_handle->getPHID();
     $rev = $event->getValue('object');
 
     if (!($rev instanceof DifferentialRevision)) {
       return;
     }
 
     $rev->loadRelationships();
     $reviewer_phids = $rev->getReviewers();
     $e_task = DifferentialRevisionHasTaskEdgeType::EDGECONST;
     $edge_query = id(new PhabricatorEdgeQuery())
       ->withSourcePHIDs(array($phid))
       ->withEdgeTypes(
         array(
           $e_task,
         ));
     $edge_query->execute();
     $tasks = $edge_query->getDestinationPHIDs();
 
-    $phids = array_merge(
-      array(
-        $rev->getAuthorPHID(),
-      ),
-      $reviewer_phids,
-      $tasks);
-
-    $handles = id(new PhabricatorHandleQuery())
-      ->setViewer($viewer)
-      ->withPHIDs($phids)
-      ->execute();
-
     $hovercard->setTitle('D'.$rev->getID());
     $hovercard->setDetail($rev->getTitle());
 
-    $hovercard->addField(pht('Author'),
-      $handles[$rev->getAuthorPHID()]->renderLink());
+    $hovercard->addField(
+      pht('Author'),
+      $viewer->renderHandle($rev->getAuthorPHID()));
 
-    $hovercard->addField(pht('Reviewers'),
-      implode_selected_handle_links(', ', $handles, $reviewer_phids));
+    $hovercard->addField(
+      pht('Reviewers'),
+      $viewer->renderHandleList($reviewer_phids)->setAsInline(true));
 
     if ($tasks) {
-      $hovercard->addField(pht('%s Task(s)', new PhutilNumber(count($tasks))),
-        implode_selected_handle_links(', ', $handles, $tasks));
+      $hovercard->addField(
+        pht('Tasks'),
+        $viewer->renderHandleList($tasks)->setAsInline(true));
     }
 
     if ($rev->getSummary()) {
       $hovercard->addField(pht('Summary'),
         id(new PhutilUTF8StringTruncator())
         ->setMaximumGlyphs(120)
         ->truncateString($rev->getSummary()));
     }
 
     $hovercard->addTag(
       DifferentialRevisionDetailView::renderTagForRevision($rev));
 
     $event->setValue('hovercard', $hovercard);
   }
 
 }
diff --git a/src/applications/maniphest/event/ManiphestHovercardEventListener.php b/src/applications/maniphest/event/ManiphestHovercardEventListener.php
index f1e747de16..a33a854bc6 100644
--- a/src/applications/maniphest/event/ManiphestHovercardEventListener.php
+++ b/src/applications/maniphest/event/ManiphestHovercardEventListener.php
@@ -1,101 +1,90 @@
 <?php
 
 final class ManiphestHovercardEventListener extends PhabricatorEventListener {
 
   public function register() {
     $this->listen(PhabricatorEventType::TYPE_UI_DIDRENDERHOVERCARD);
   }
 
   public function handleEvent(PhutilEvent $event) {
     switch ($event->getType()) {
       case PhabricatorEventType::TYPE_UI_DIDRENDERHOVERCARD:
         $this->handleHovercardEvent($event);
       break;
     }
   }
 
   private function handleHovercardEvent(PhutilEvent $event) {
     $viewer = $event->getUser();
     $hovercard = $event->getValue('hovercard');
     $handle = $event->getValue('handle');
     $phid = $handle->getPHID();
     $task = $event->getValue('object');
 
     if (!($task instanceof ManiphestTask)) {
       return;
     }
 
     $e_project = PhabricatorProjectObjectHasProjectEdgeType::EDGECONST;
     // Fun with "Unbeta Pholio", hua hua
     $e_dep_on = ManiphestTaskDependsOnTaskEdgeType::EDGECONST;
     $e_dep_by = ManiphestTaskDependedOnByTaskEdgeType::EDGECONST;
 
     $edge_query = id(new PhabricatorEdgeQuery())
       ->withSourcePHIDs(array($phid))
       ->withEdgeTypes(
         array(
           $e_project,
           $e_dep_on,
           $e_dep_by,
         ));
     $edges = idx($edge_query->execute(), $phid);
     $edge_phids = $edge_query->getDestinationPHIDs();
 
     $owner_phid = $task->getOwnerPHID();
 
-    $phids = array_filter(array_merge(
-      array($owner_phid),
-      $edge_phids));
-
-    $viewer_handles = $this->loadHandles($phids, $viewer);
-
-    $hovercard->setTitle(pht('T%d', $task->getID()))
+    $hovercard
+      ->setTitle(pht('T%d', $task->getID()))
       ->setDetail($task->getTitle());
 
-    $owner = phutil_tag('em', array(), pht('None'));
     if ($owner_phid) {
-      $owner = $viewer_handles[$owner_phid]->renderLink();
+      $owner = $viewer->renderHandle($owner_phid);
+    } else {
+      $owner = phutil_tag('em', array(), pht('None'));
     }
-
-    $hovercard->addField(pht('Assigned to'), $owner);
+    $hovercard->addField(pht('Assigned To'), $owner);
 
     if ($edge_phids) {
       $edge_types = array(
         $e_project => pht('Projects'),
         $e_dep_by => pht('Dependent Tasks'),
         $e_dep_on  => pht('Depends On'),
       );
 
       $max_count = 6;
       foreach ($edge_types as $edge_type => $edge_name) {
         if ($edges[$edge_type]) {
           // TODO: This can be made more sophisticated. We still load all
           // edges into memory. Only load the ones we need.
           $edge_overflow = array();
           if (count($edges[$edge_type]) > $max_count) {
             $edges[$edge_type] = array_slice($edges[$edge_type], 0, 6, true);
             $edge_overflow = ', ...';
           }
 
           $hovercard->addField(
             $edge_name,
-            implode_selected_handle_links(', ', $viewer_handles,
-              array_keys($edges[$edge_type]))
-                ->appendHTML($edge_overflow));
+            array(
+              $viewer->renderHandleList(array_keys($edges[$edge_type])),
+              $edge_overflow,
+            ));
         }
       }
     }
 
     $hovercard->addTag(ManiphestView::renderTagForTask($task));
 
     $event->setValue('hovercard', $hovercard);
   }
 
-  protected function loadHandles(array $phids, $viewer) {
-    return id(new PhabricatorHandleQuery())
-      ->setViewer($viewer)
-      ->withPHIDs($phids)
-      ->execute();
-  }
-
 }
diff --git a/src/applications/phid/handle/view/render.php b/src/applications/phid/handle/view/render.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 49d18f95fe..0000000000
--- a/src/applications/phid/handle/view/render.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,17 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-
-/**
- * Implodes selected handles from a pool of handles. Useful if you load handles
- * for various phids, but only render a few of them at a time.
- *
- * @return PhutilSafeHTML
- */
-function implode_selected_handle_links($glue, array $handles, array $phids) {
-
-  $items = array();
-  foreach ($phids as $phid) {
-    $items[] = $handles[$phid]->renderLink();
-  }
-
-  return phutil_implode_html($glue, $items);
-}